What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

A man walks into a vagina

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

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