Penis

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

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How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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