- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

what are three short words? i a am

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

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