- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Black people being friendly.

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

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