- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

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