- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

you suck

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

An Asian with a big dick.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

The dewey decimal system

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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