- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

haha black people :D

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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