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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Black people.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.