- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

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