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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

time to spruce up!

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

i have a christmas tree.

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

I need to start studying.

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

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