- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

Iif your reading this ur gay

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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