If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

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What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

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What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

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Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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punchline below punchline above

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Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

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What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

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women rights

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

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Anti Joke

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