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Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

ur dug has tits <3 from Alec Bamford xxxxxxxx<3<3<3xxxxxx QAHS 4life

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

That's illegal What? Your mom

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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