- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

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