- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

were at work systems r down

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

69 is a number not a sex poshion

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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