- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

What comes after 23? 24.

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

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