- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

I dont have a girlfriend

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

I like Pi. It can make circles.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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