What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

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Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

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Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

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a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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The Game.

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

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A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

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What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

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Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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