- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Who has no penis Religious Believers

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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