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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

scientology.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Justin Bieber.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

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