What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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Send "What Makes You Beautiful" Ringtone to your CellShowHideSong Notes - Go behind the words! You're insecure, don't know what for You're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-or Don't need make-up - to cover up Being the way that you are is eno-o-ough Everyone else in the room can see it Everyone else but you Baby you light up my world like nobody else The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed the way you smile at the ground, it ain't hard to tell You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! If only you saw what I could see you'd understand why I want you so desperatley Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! Read more: ONE DIRECTION - WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL LYRICS http://www.metrolyrics.com/what-makes-you-beautiful-lyrics-one-direction.html#ixzz1sJdk3KHD Copied from MetroLyrics.com

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

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Those last 4 were by: Walter

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Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

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Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

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Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

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What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

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Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

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your life

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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being sober in a bar fight

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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