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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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