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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

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