- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

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What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

(SAY KATCHUP AND LICKER AFTER EVERY SENTENCE) FOR BREAKFEAST I HAD (KATCHUP AND LICKER) FOR LUNCH I HAD I SEE MY GIRL FRIEND AT THE MALL SO I (KATCH UP AND LICK HER

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

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