- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

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