- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

hers a joke... japanese people

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

Julian Ha.

Antijokes...

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

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