- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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