What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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The Moon Landing.

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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