- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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