- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

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