Once upon a time there was a chicken...the chicken married a dog. They dog and the chicken had little baby dog-chickens then the daddy dog killed the mummy chicken by eating her. The baby doggie-chicks saw and tried to run away but the daddy dog ate them too. Moral of the story: Marry someone who can't eat you ;)

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Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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... Chan chan

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Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

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i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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su algato es en fuego

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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What did death say to life? Go die

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

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Praise Paisley

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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