What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Obama

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

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