whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

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Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

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Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

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Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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cancer

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What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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How did the man open the car? He opened in.

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Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

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What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

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How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

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What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

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Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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