What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Poop

"Knock knock..." "come in"

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Reading the Terms and Conditions

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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