- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

Women's rights...

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

What did death say to life? Go die

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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