- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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