What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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FUCK THE JEWS

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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