An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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