what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

Knock Knock. Come in.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

So a little girl walked into a bar... A concerned adult then told the bartender. The bartender's name was Jim. Jim then asked the girl if she knew her phone number. The little girl said nothing and the bar tender was perplexed at the petrified look on the girls face. Jim the bartender then called the police and explained the situation.Once the girl was brought back to the police station it was learned that she had been missing for three months in a nearby county. The police then return to the bar to find that the owner had multiple kidnapped little girls in a cage under the bar that only he and the kidnapped girls knew about before the cops and Jim the bartender discovered it. The police then arrested The owner of the bar. He stood trial and was senteced to death row, he remains there today.

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

An american family is picknicking on the bottom of the ocean. They are eating french fries, big mac's, chicken mc nuggets and drinking coca cola, some slurpies too, all purchased at the local mac donalds near lyndon blvd, in chevy chase near that weird house with the toothless lady that always smiles and then all of a sudden frowns at you, often wearing either a dark green or mint green dress. Spongebob squarepants comes drifting by dead in circular pants and little Sally, their youngest daughter asks a question, which cannot be heard because they're underwater.

What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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