- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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