- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

The Princess is in another castle

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

why did the black guy die? cancer

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

your face

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

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In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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