Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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People with cancer.

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

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hello

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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Women drivers...

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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