Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

This is sparta No this is patrick

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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