- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

A man buys a prius

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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