01101110 01101001 01101110 01100101 00100000 01100101 01101100 01100101 01110110 01100101 01101110 translate here http://binarytranslator.com/

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Imagine a scenario Add a Rhubarb Crumble into your scenario Add your mother and father sitting together watching the news in your scenario. Your scenario should take place in an old people's home Add an Olympic athlete doing the splits into your scenario If there were any crane-flies in your scenario, be sure to subtract them at once. Divide your scenario by two. Your scenario should now be a mental image of flying horses and a hippopotamus eating a large salmon mousse. There will be a pig tied to a pair of sunglasses.

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Once upon a time there was a chicken...the chicken married a dog. They dog and the chicken had little baby dog-chickens then the daddy dog killed the mummy chicken by eating her. The baby doggie-chicks saw and tried to run away but the daddy dog ate them too. Moral of the story: Marry someone who can't eat you ;)

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What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

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Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

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Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

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feminists.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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Your Face... It's Beautiful.

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Nick Cannon

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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