A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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Ron Paul for President!

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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anus

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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Why did the

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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Anti Joke

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