- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Why? Why Not?

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

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