- Anti Joke

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Choir.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

What? Why?

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

A baby seal walks into a club.