- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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