A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

wael.. nuff said

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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