What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

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What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

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wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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