- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

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