- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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