A man walked in to a bar, he ordered a few drinks, met some new friends and had a good laugh with them. Later that night, he got in his car and drove home, which was foolish, as he should have known that being under the influence of alcohol increases the percentage of a collision, which could take his life and the lives of others. He arrived home just fine and got in to bed with his wife who was happy to see him.

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A man, a woman, and a kid are sitting at a table. They are eating dinner, the kid turns to the man and proceeds to explain how he wishes to drop out of school. The man sends him to his room as punishment. The man and the woman resume eating their dinner.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

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What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

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What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

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Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

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whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

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Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

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Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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Dusters blow stuff.

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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