- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

A man, a woman, and a kid are sitting at a table. They are eating dinner, the kid turns to the man and proceeds to explain how he wishes to drop out of school. The man sends him to his room as punishment. The man and the woman resume eating their dinner.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

The lion swallowed his pride.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

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