Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

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John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

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...The new series of spinoff movies from the worlds most frightening franchise! Pretty Normal Activity: Doing the groceries *****-Did not scare me at all :D! Ballbusters movie rentals *****- The demon never showed up which made this the scariest movie ever! Could not sleep for months... Whatyumean there is nothing paranormal in this? Aww FU*beep*CK!! Sumgay Inthestreet Journal *****-Pissed myself just from hearing the title got a stroke and almost died!, was it another Paranormal movie you said? Most overhyped comment we could find. Goddamn exaggerated movie reviews that fooled me into buying the original and expect something actually scary :(

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Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

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What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 went to a house party. 7 was there. 7 and 6 kind of new each other. They went to the same school, but weren`t really friends. All night 7 was giving 6 strange looks. 6 started feeling uneasy, so he left the party early. When 6 got in his car 7 was inside waiting for him and pulled out a gun. Luckily 6 got away from 7 safely, but has been scared of him ever since.

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Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

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What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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