What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

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What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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The adventures of HAROLD THE MONGOOSE: Harry dug a hole. He did not like that hole so he dug a new one. He liked that hole so he did not dig another one. Harry slept on a rock. He did not like that rock. So he smashed it with a ham. Harry found a new rock. He liked that rock so he didn't smash it with a ham. Harry ate a snake. He did not like that snake so he regurgitated it. Harry ate another snake. He liked that snake so he did not regurgitate it. Harry encountered a bush. He did not like that bush. Unfourtianately for Harry, that Bush became president.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

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Anti Joke

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