whats black and strange a paki

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why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

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why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

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Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

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Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

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there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

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A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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What happens when the hydro goes out for 1 second? 1 minute? 1 hour? 1 day? 1 month? 1 year? -1.8 people die. 105 people die. 6,306 people die. 151,338 people die. 4,603,198 people die. 55,238,376 people die. Aw shit, then you have to take account for how many people die of starvation :\, and the ones who froze to death, and the ones who died from heat stroke, And the ones who died of Alzheimers.

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Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

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Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

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