Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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ur gey

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April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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