Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

What is the name of the car? What

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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