Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

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What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

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A paralysed man falls over.

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

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scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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why do women rip you off? Because they like money

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

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What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

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Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

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A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

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If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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