- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

how much fish could a chicken

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

What happened to the fish? It drowned

Sammi suck kyles chode

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

Knock knock What?

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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