Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

what are you mike bibby?

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Get some flipping new jokes people

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

feminists.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Nick Cannon

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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