how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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Get some flipping new jokes people

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How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

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what are you mike bibby?

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

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Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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A rabbi and a nun walk into a bar. They grab a drink and really hit it off despite their differences. After a couple years of happy dating, the rabbi, Mark, preposes. Gloria, the nun, gladly accepts. After four months, Gloria is pregnant. She dies in childbirth. The child has many illneses and dies within a week. Mark commits suicide.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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