- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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