- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

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What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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