- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

What's red, white, and blue? light purple

why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

A black man comes home from work.

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What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

knock knock knock knock ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

What does? 42

Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

Jesse gets so many ladies

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