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What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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Gay's

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A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

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What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

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Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

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Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

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Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

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Knock Knock Whos there? It was the unexpected arrival of his wifes lover who'd been having an affair with her for over a year She thought her husband would be out and forgot to tell him not to come The husband started breaking down in tears whilst throwing insults at both of them, grabbing the man by his collar and throwing him on the ground he started to kick his head in The man died and the husband and wife divorced, theres now a bench in the mans local park dedicated to him.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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