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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

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Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

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Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

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When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

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Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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Adam Chebali has no life

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

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MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

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PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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