- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

your face is kinda funny

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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