My dad

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

Joke

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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