- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

knock knock whos there? nobody

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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