There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

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Women's Rights

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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i find your gravy quite lumpy.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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so...um, yeah

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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