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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

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