- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

I walk into a bar...

how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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