where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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how much fish could a chicken

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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Do you know what color comes after 9?

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

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How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

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A man goes to the potty.

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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