why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

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a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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