why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

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What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

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What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

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In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

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A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

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Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

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Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

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Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

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Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

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Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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Knock knock Go fuck yourself

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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