A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

How High is a Chinese man

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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