Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

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New mission: refuse this mission

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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why did the physics major drop out of college? because he stumbled onto a finding that made him contemplate life so much that he needed to go to africa to study where the source of the finding where he later caught AIDS from an infected village person, he was later flown back to the US where he was cured out of a miracle but later hanged himself because he was not allowed to go back to africa and find out the meaning of life.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

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I agree

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