whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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AIDS

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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