A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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