- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

I like your hair

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

Nuneaton..

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

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What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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