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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

Where's the dick??? east

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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