- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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