- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What comes after 23? 24.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

your face is kinda funny

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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