who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

Black people stink of shite!

Long joke Your such a downey

Your text.

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

like this if you think what ever you want to..

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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