- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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