- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

The lion swallowed his pride.

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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