- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

human centipede

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Whats worse than suicide? death

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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