A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

wanna here a joke? you.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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