- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Actually it was me Josh brown

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

think twice or at least think

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

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