- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

this is not a drill.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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